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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:46 am

A trip to the Indian call center
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hOfSI5RdAk
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:14 am

iNDIAN IDOL
She leads a lonely life All that she wants is another baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPIXytQ0ao
ORIGINAL SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCWAGbQy5ww
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:30 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:16 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:25 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:45 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:57 pm

hihi hihi hihi
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:35 am

what is funny??? beardscratch beardscratch beardscratch

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:15 pm


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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:56 am

thats cool
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:28 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:26 am

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."
The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Holy book. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:35 am


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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:47 pm

in america the doghouse is where wifes and girlfriends will send their men...when they get a thoughtless gift
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2077360/beware_of_the_doghouse_hilarious/
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:11 pm



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I like the option Remind me next year

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:08 am

Rolf Rolf hihi hihi Rolf Rolf lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:27 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:41 am

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something yousaid;
after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a Master of Arts and a Doctor of Philosophy after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:16 am

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

* Taoism: Shit happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
* Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
* Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all shit.
* Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
* Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
* Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
* Darwinism: This shit was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY shit.
* Communism: It's everybody's shit.
* Feminism: Men are shit.
* Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
* Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
* Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
* Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
* Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
* Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
* Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
* Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
* Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
* Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: What shit?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
* Nihilism: No shit.
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:18 am

Women Drivers in Action hihi


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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:23 am

Сестры мои!!! хахахаха
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:08 am

1) Это мы придумали тонировать машины, чтобы спокойно ковыряться в носу.
2) Это НАШИ женщины придумали делать эпиляцию, прыгая через костер.
3) Только мы знаем, что такое верхняя боковушка возле туалета в поезде Туапсе-Владивосток....
4) Ведь именно мы – самая дружелюбная нация, а кто в этом усомнится, тому – трындец!
5) Именно мы придумали занюхивать водку головой товарища.
6) Это у нас армия, которую боятся все. Все парни до 27 лет.
7) Это НАШИ женщины красят ногти перед тем, как ехать на картошку.
Cool Это мы стучим молотком об стену, чтобы все там заткнулись на хрен.
9) Это мы гордимся НАШИМ великим русским языком и выражаем ему респект.
10) Это в НАШИХ домах хранятся полотенца и тапочки из Турецких отелей.
11) Это мы бросаем пить в том возрасте, в котором во всем мире только начинают.
12) Это НАШИ женщины могут остановить на скаку маршрутку.
13) Это мы занимаем первое место в мире по запасу штанов с начесом.
14) Это НАШИ футболисты играют во что-то другое…
15) Мы уважаем своих экономических партнеров: америкосов, итальяшек и китаёз.
16) Только в НАШЕМ метро можно получить диплом о высшем образовании!
17) Это в НАШИХ трамваях воспитываются будущие чемпионы по реслингу.
18) В НАШИХ гипер-городах живут мега-люди...
19) Ведь это нам песня строить и жить помогает, а поэтому и поём мы хреново и живем так себе…
20) Это мы на 80% состоим из запивки!
21) Это мы подковали блоху и сделали пирсинг гусенице.
22) Это НАШИ матрешки символизируют фразу "а можно всех посмотреть?"
23) Только мы знаем, как жить вдесятером в однокомнатной квартире...
24) Именно мы производим пакеты для мусора, которые рвутся еще в коридорах.
25) Это мы всегда берём в сауну презервативы.
26) Это мы придумали оружие массового поражения и ездим на нём.
27) Мы не понаслышке знаем, что такое теплое пиво и ледяной унитаз.
28) Именно НАША уникальная культура насчитывает более трех миллионов матерных частушек.
29) Это мы открываем вино пальцем, а пиво зажигалкой.
30) Это мы спасли от разорения производителей настойки боярышника.
31) Это НАШИ девушки могут час краситься перед тем, как вынести мусорное ведро.
32) Это мы читаем газету на унитазе, чтобы быть готовыми к любым неожиданностям.
33) Это НАШИ подворотни самые темные, а углы - самые мокрые!
34) Именно мы придумали набирать на сотовом номер и сбрасывать, чтобы не тратить деньги.
35) Это мы языком Пушкина и Достоевского описываем титьки Памелы Андерсон и попу Дженифер Лопес.
36) Это НАШ Менделеев изобрел таблицу и водку, чтобы от одного страдали дети, а от другого - взрослые.
37) Это мы придумали купаться в фонтанах и вытираться о занавеску.
38) Мы громче всех кричим "горько" и "занято".
39) Это в наших автомобилях вместо подушек безопасности три святых иконки...
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PostSubject: Re: funny :)))   Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:14 am

For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back.

He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ”Honey” she said, “You received a very strange post card today”.

Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later” he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!
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