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Abhi09
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Abhi09

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Age : 42
Location : India
Registration date : 2009-08-27

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PostSubject: Funny Definitions!   Funny Definitions! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 5:47 am

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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

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MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

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LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
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CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
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COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
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TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
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DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes
before marriage
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CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
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ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
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CLASSIC:

A book
which people praise,
but never read
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SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
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OFFICE:

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
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YAWN:

The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
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ETC:

A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
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COMMITTEE:

Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
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EXPERIENCE:

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
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ATOM BOMB:

An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
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PHILOSOPHER:

A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
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DIPLOMAT:

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
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OPPORTUNIST:

A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
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OPTIMIST:

A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
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PESSIMIST:

A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
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MISER:

A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
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FATHER:

A banker
provided by
nature
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CRIMINAL:

A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
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BOSS:

Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
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POLITICIAN:

One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
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DOCTOR:

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
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Owlet
Guardian
Guardian
Owlet

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Location : Sovyatnik
Registration date : 2006-04-06

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Definitions!   Funny Definitions! EmptyTue Dec 07, 2010 12:20 am

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. hihi

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vinny
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Guardian
vinny

Number of posts : 44266
Location : the cook island
Registration date : 2007-12-04

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Definitions!   Funny Definitions! EmptyTue Dec 07, 2010 2:17 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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